Monday, August 3, 2020

WWE Underground Sucked


WWE debuted a new gimmick idea to pop a rating, and because I'm easily tricked by them I decided to check in and watch WWE Underground on RAW. There's a ring with no ropes inside of a small warehouse looking place. It's got a smoky atmosphere and there are a bunch of people standing ringside pounding on the ring and Shane McMahon has the mic. There's also some not very good dancers on a stage as well. It's a cool setting, minus the dancers, so we're off to a decent start. In the ring there is a guy who doesn't get introduced and then Shane introduces Dabba-Kato who is a huge dude. He beats the shit out of the first guy and a second guy challenges him and gets destroyed as well. An inauspicious start to debut your new idea, but whatever still kind of gets the idea over.

Unfortunately after these fights we go right back to normal RAW and a pair of singles matches between the tag champs and challengers for Summerslam where Andrade and Garza have drugged Montez Ford's drink and it barely ruins his match, until the end. So after the debut of what's supposed to be a realistic fighting club they cut back to some goofy WWE shit that really undercuts that idea.

When we get back to the Underground we have Erik from the Viking Raids with some MMA gloves on against some no name guy. It's another squash match and afterword they go back to regular RAW. We're told there's one more fight scheduled and we are at regular RAW until there's 8 minutes left in the show. Hurt Business hear about the Underground and make their way there in the middle of Dolph Ziggler wrestling a no name guy again and gets a submission with a rear naked choke. Lashley gets in the ring and a challenger comes in and gets wrecked and then repeat that with MVP and Benjamin as well.

So to debut the idea of their underground fight club they had no real fights to showcase the rules and how it's different they just had some guys beat up some no name henchmen. And until the end the guys doing the squashing aren't big deal names either, or guys with real shoot fighting experience. It was a bizarre way to debut something, and after giving in to watching WWE again, it turned me off watching it another time. Another issue, as it often is with WWE, is that it is shot just like every other WWE thing. It has no hard cam, but it has several handheld cams just behind the people in the crowd and it cuts between camera angles every few seconds so none of the strikes or slams have any impact. It's also increasingly disorienting when trying to look at a new kind of set.

I'm torn between which of these two issues is the biggest problem I have with this idea. The fact that there is no real concept of what these matches are beside no rules fights, or that there were no real fights on it. You could probably explain how the matches work with some commentary during a back and forth fight. I know you can, because I am watching the Chikara version of this and they explain it during a gauntlet match. Nothing happened during these segments to sell the idea of Underground as being worth watching, when it easily could have been established. They already had a faction invade the Underground and beat up everybody who was there. Granted putting Lashley in the Underground makes sense as he has real MMA experience, and Benjamin makes some sense as well with his collegiate wrestling experience. The Underground is a concept with potential, but as wrestling knows a debut can kill any potential a concept or wrestler has, Shockmaster.

So this is a reminder to myself and anybody reading this. Don't let WWE sucker you in with their promise of a new direction. Wait until they prove they are doing something different before watching anything they do. And when you do watch make sure not to give them any money when you do it.

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