Thursday, January 7, 2016

Fantasy Booking Bullet Club's debut in WWE

The apparent signings of Shinsuke Nakamura, AJ Styles, Luke Gallows, and Karl Anderson were too much for me to resist the idea of writing out how I'd book their debuts. I focus on Styles being the leader of Bullet Club with Gallows and Anderson so a lot of Nakamura is ignored, but there are some hints of him including his first Wrestlemania match. This was reworked with some injury news, and some guesses at when some guys will be back from injury as well.

Royal Rumble

Anderson, Gallows, and Styles are all in the rumble. They work together to eliminate some people but nothing super obvious. Styles, Owens, Reigns, and Brock are the last four in the match. They all team up against Brock but it doesn't work. Brock eliminates Owens and Reigns. Gallows and Anderson come down and distract Brock allowing Styles to eliminate him and win.


Styles cuts a promo about Bullet Club with his two dumb enforcers with him. Heyman comes out and says Brock's coming for him at Wrestlemania. He's going to be training hard on his ranch. Owens comes out and challenges him for Fast Lane. Roman feuds with the Authority.

Fast Lane

Anderson & Gallows vs. New Day, Bullet Club can't make progress in the match with Xavier interference so they get some chairs and leave the tag champs laying in the ring.

AJ Styles vs. Kevin Owens have a back and forth match, Styles retains by interference from Samoa Joe who joins Bullet Club as the fourth member.


Bullet Club cut a promo and they start too sweeting and crotch chopping now, got to slowly introduce ripping off nWo and D-X. Owens cuts a promo about how he didn't want to have to do this, but he's got friends too and out comes Sami Zayn.
In a Fast Lane rematch Anderson and Gallows beat New Day to become the tag team champions. (I'm not happy about it either)


Nakamura vs. D-Bry (This has nothing to do with Bullet Club, but I want it to happen)

Anderson & Gallows vs. Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn ends a double count out as it just becomes a brawl into the crowd.
Samoa Joe beats Dean Ambrose for the IC Title
Roman Reigns beats HHH (That's why he's not involved with BC yet)
AJ Styles vs. Brock Lesnar is a back and forth match and when BC comes down to interfere Zayn, Owens, and Ambrose stop them from interfering. Styles beats Lesnar with a foreign object while the ref is distracted by the ringside brawl.


Bullet Club beat Ambrose, Owens, Zayn, and Daniel Bryan. After they win the match they continue the beat down. The lights go out and Finn Balor shows up on the stage. Bullet Club looks happy. Balor calls them out and tells them they're being assholes then lets Styles know he's coming for the belt. Styles tells him he's got to go through the rest of Bullet Club first.
Roman Reigns says he was distracted by the Authority but he's coming for the belt now and he doesn't care how many friends Styles has.


Cesaro comes back and he teams up with Balor to take on Anderson & Gallows, cool. Oops, Cesaro is a dirty traitor and turns on Balor before the match starts and he gets the shit kicked out of him.
Samoa Joe retains the IC title over Ambrose
AJ Styles beats Roman Reigns with Cesaro interference after Zayn and Owens trap Gallows, Anderson, and Joe in their locker room.


HHH says he's tired of Bullet Club ripping off the Kliq and he's going to even up the numbers advantage. At Extreme Rules it's a four corners match Styles vs. Ambrose vs. Reigns vs. SETH ROLLINS!
Cesaro beats Del Rio for the US Title.

Extreme Rules

Styles retains in the four way match. Rollins doesn't do anything heelish, but the other two don't trust him.
Anderson & Gallows beat Owens & Zayn in a street fight.
Cesaro retains against Del Rio rematch
Samoa Joe loses to Balor in a non-title cage match.


Balor points out he found a weak spot in the Bullet Club armor. And he's found the perfect people to back him up. Sierra, Hotel, India, Echo, Lima, Delta, the fucking Shield's back together and backing up Balor.

June PPV

Styles beats Balor with some shenanigans but Shield stop interference.
Samoa Joe retains IC title against Seth Rollins
Anderson & Gallows beat Ambrose & Reigns

Money in the Bank

Styles beats Seth Rollins to retain world title
Finn Balor beats John Cena in a number one contender match
Cesaro retains US title against Nakamura
Samoa Joe retains IC title against D-Bry
Owens & Zayn win the tag belts in triple threat against Gallows & Anderson, and Ambrose & Reigns

Balor beats Styles in a steel cage
Cesaro retains against John Cena
Samoa Joe retains against Nakamura
Zayn & Owens retain belts against Ambrose & Reigns. Gallows and Anderson lay out everybody after the match


Balor cuts a promo talking about how Bullet Club has shown they aren't unstoppable and he has the proof in his hands. Bullet Club come down and beat the shit out of him. Zayn and Owens run down and get beat up too. The Shield run in next and Bullet Club retreats.

Hell in a Cell

Balor retains against Styles in Hell in a Cell
Gallows & Anderson win tag belts in a no-dq match against Zayn & Owens
Samoa Joe retains against Roman Reigns
Cesaro retains the US title against Nakamura


Balor, Shield, and Zayn challenge Bullet Club to Survivor Series. Styles says Survivor Series isn't what Bullet Club and says it's going to be Wargames. Owens is by them and pissed he didn't get chosen. I wonder what this could lead to.

Survivor Series

Bullet Club wins War Games with Styles making Balor tap to the calf slicer
Kevin Owens beats Nakamura


Styles is cocky and challenges Balor at TLC
Owens says they should have taken him, he's a winner.


Balor retains the world title in an awesome TLC match against Styles
New Day beat Gallows, Anderson, & Cesaro for the tag belts.
Samoa Joe loses IC title to Owens
Cesaro retains US title against Zayn

Now all the members of Bullet Club are over as is Balor and Zayn with their introductions and then Owens turns on Zayn in the rumble and sets up their Wrestlemania match. I don't state it but Styles should never be pinned or submitted before Summerslam. Not even behind the refs back and definitely not in any six man tags or random tag matches. He never takes a loss until Balor beats him,